I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So apparently I’m into choking now
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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