She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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