do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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