My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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