That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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