Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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