actually, I'm a sock model
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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