no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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