Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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