I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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