very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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