____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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