my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I need a burrito and a hug.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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