There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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