how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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