If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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