i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It's shark week go big or go home
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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