is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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