u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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