careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I love you.
Bad choice
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