After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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