your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
