i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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