god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
My pussy is not your playground.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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