just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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