Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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