She's JV to your varsity
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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