lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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