But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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