i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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