brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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