OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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