Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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