Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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