i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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