I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
