we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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