Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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