Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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