well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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