last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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