This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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