I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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