Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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