We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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