No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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