Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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