jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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