Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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