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• (301): View more from Maryland

  if there is a rhyme for it it must be true

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant

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• (713): View more from Texas

  The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  ..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You're about wine.

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  Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday

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