ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once