i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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