I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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