I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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