Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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